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  • This Scottish takeway is doing a full deep-fried Christmas dinner

    This Scottish takeway is doing a full deep-fried Christmas dinner

    Hark! the herald angels sing God bless Scotland. The nation never met a food it couldn’t deep-fry. We recently had the deep-fried Mars bar calzone, and this Godzilla-sized takeaway box. But we are in the festive season now. You would think it is not the time for such takeaway meals. But you would be wrong. […]

    8 years ago

  • Boxing fans warned about illegally streaming Fury Wilder fight

    Boxing fans warned about illegally streaming Fury Wilder fight

    Tyson Fury’s fight with Deontay Wilder is one of the most eagerly anticipated bouts of the year Both Fury and Wilder are unbeaten ahead of their meeting at Los Angeles’ Staples Center and the fight is expected to be watched by millions around the world. Although it’s due to start around 5am on Sunday in […]

    8 years ago

  • Morrisons and Asda both have a litre of Baileys for sale for £10

    Morrisons and Asda both have a litre of Baileys for sale for £10

    Stock up for Christmas As the Coca-Cola advert tells us, the holidays are coming. Which means you need to start getting the supplies in. That means food, snacks, and drinks. And on that last point, Asda and Morrisons have a very helpful offer going on right now. Right now, they are selling a litre bottle […]

    8 years ago

  • Terms and Conditions: eToro

    Terms and Conditions: eToro

    Terms and Conditions: eToro Prize details: 2x General Admission tickets to the following Premier League matches; Cardiff City vs Wolverhampton Wanderers (8:00pm on Friday 30th November) Crystal Palace vs Burnley (3:00pm on Saturday 1st December) Leicester City vs Watford (3:00pm on Saturday 1st December) Newcastle United vs West Ham United (3:00pm on Saturday 1st December) […]

    8 years ago

  • QUIZ: How well do you know your chocolate bars?

    QUIZ: How well do you know your chocolate bars?

    We expect at least 13/15 here from chocolate lovers This is the big one. We’ve tested your knowledge of beers and ice creams, but how well do you know your chocolate bars? If you can get 100 per cent, you truly deserve the keys to the chocolate factory.

    8 years ago

  • Harry Redknapp does The Floss on I’m A Celeb, pretty much guarantees he’s going to win

    Harry Redknapp does The Floss on I’m A Celeb, pretty much guarantees he’s going to win

    Thursday, November 22nd, 2018. A special day. A day that, years – no, centuries – from now, humankind will look back on as the day that Harry Redknapp did The Floss in an Australian jungle…. The viral dance move has swept the planet in recent months, though is not typically performed by 70-something-year-old former Premier League […]

    8 years ago

  • You can now get a Gareth Southgate Christmas jumper

    You can now get a Gareth Southgate Christmas jumper

    That’s your Christmas party jumper sorted This summer, it nearly came home. Of course, you are fully aware of what happened this summer during the World Cup. We don’t need to write it all out again. The exceptional performance of England’s young lions did however turn manager Gareth Southgate into a genuine national hero. And […]

    8 years ago

  • Alton Towers is selling an annual ticket for the same price as a day pass

    Alton Towers is selling an annual ticket for the same price as a day pass

    Ride Nemesis for an entire year. The perfect Christmas present Alton Towers is getting onboard with the Black Friday madness by announcing that it will be selling a season pass to the park next year for just £55 – the same price as an on-the-day ticket. The pass will allow you to visit over 50 of the park’s […]

    8 years ago

  • McDonald’s is giving away ‘reindeer treats’ on Christmas Eve

    McDonald’s is giving away ‘reindeer treats’ on Christmas Eve

    The fast-food outlet launched their festive ad on Sunday McDonald’s has announced it will be giving away carrot sticks on Christmas Eve, cheekily naming them ‘Reindeer Treats’. The news comes after the McDonald’s Christmas advert launched on Sunday, which tells the story of Father Christmas and his reindeer, as they visit house after house on […]

    8 years ago

  • You could be paid £500 to be a professional pigs-in-blankets taster

    You could be paid £500 to be a professional pigs-in-blankets taster

    Dream job Do you love Christmas dinners? Like, really love them? Do you think about them all year? And do you wish to escape the rat race and find a career that you can really get your teeth into? This might be the answer. A pub in Manchester is looking for someone to be a […]

    8 years ago

  • Paedophile hunters force man to observe minutes silence before placing him under arrest

    Paedophile hunters force man to observe minutes silence before placing him under arrest

    The paedophile-hunting group Predator Exposure apprehended a man in Leeds A group of self-described ‘paedophile hunters’ forced a man to observe a two-minutes silence for the fallen yesterday before placing him under citizens arrest. The paedophile-hunting group Predator Exposure apprehended a man in Leeds shortly before 11am on Sunday as people across the country observed […]

    8 years ago

  • Cristiano Ronaldo played key role in Higuain’s penalty miss against Juventus

    Cristiano Ronaldo played key role in Higuain’s penalty miss against Juventus

    Juventus beat AC Milan thanks to Cristiano Ronaldo’s heroics Cristiano Ronaldo played a big role in Serie A leaders Juventus’ 2-0 win over AC Milan, not just in scoring a goal but helping to deny his opponents from the penalty spot. The Turin team went 1-0 up thanks to a goal from Mario Mandžukić eight-minutes in, […]

    8 years ago

  • eToro Terms and Conditions

    eToro Terms and Conditions

    Terms and Conditions: eToro Prize details 2x VIP tickets to the following Premier League matches; Cardiff City vs Brighton and Hove Albion (12:30pm on Saturday 10th November) Newcastle United vs AFC Bournemouth (3:00pm on Saturday 10th November) Crystal Palace vs Tottenham Hotspur (5:30pm on Saturday 10th November) There will be 1x winners selected (1x winners […]

    8 years ago

  • Jose Mourinho taunts Juventus fans after Man United record comeback victory in Turin

    Jose Mourinho taunts Juventus fans after Man United record comeback victory in Turin

    This was peak Mourinho Jose Mourinho couldn’t resist taunting the Juventus supporters in Turin after Manchester United recorded a comeback victory on Wednesday night. The United manager walked onto the pitch and cupped his ear, gesturing to the disgruntled fans. Jose Mourinho has got the Juventus fans and players rattled at full time! 😬🤬 He's […]

    8 years ago

  • PFAI call on FA to investigate ‘anti-Irish’ racism claims

    PFAI call on FA to investigate ‘anti-Irish’ racism claims

    The Professional Footballers Association of Ireland have called on the English and Scottish FA’s to have a more robust approach in dealing with abuse faced by players like James McClean and managers such as Neil Lennon McClean has engaged in a back and forth with the FA this week over their failure to adequately deal with […]

    8 years ago

  • Greggs is giving out free Festive Bakes across the UK tomorrow

    Greggs is giving out free Festive Bakes across the UK tomorrow

    You need to get to a Greggs at 4pm to get one Christmas is officially here on Thursday as Greggs begins selling its Festive Bake in stores across the country. Ahead of the product being sold for £1.50, tomorrow (Wednesday 6 November) a hundred pasties will be given out from 4pm in 16 stores up […]

    8 years ago

  • James McClean hits back at FA with strong statement over investigation

    James McClean hits back at FA with strong statement over investigation

    “Because we are Irish Catholics they turn a blind eye.” Republic of Ireland and Stoke winger James McClean has responded strongly to the news that the FA will investigate him for his post-match comments after a 0-0 draw with Middlesbrough on Saturday. Due to his decision to not wear a Remembrance Day poppy, the Stoke City […]

    8 years ago

  • Floyd Mayweather teases first MMA fight in Instagram announcement post

    Floyd Mayweather teases first MMA fight in Instagram announcement post

    The 50-0 Floyd Mayweather will take on unbeaten kickboxer Tenshin Nasukawa Floyd Mayweather has teased his MMA federation debut via an image on social media in which he wears a traditional boxing glove, as well as an open-finger glove usually worn in mixed martial arts. The post came as it was announced that the 50-0 […]

    8 years ago

  • Arsenal have lucky escape as Sadio Mane goal is wrongly disallowed

    Arsenal have lucky escape as Sadio Mane goal is wrongly disallowed

    The Liverpool forward opened the scoring in the first half, only to see his strike ruled out for offside Arsenal benefited from a lucky escape in the first half of their Premier League clash against Liverpool as the officials wrongly ruled out Sadio Mane’s early goal. The Senegal forward was played in by Roberto Firmino […]

    8 years ago

  • Romelu Lukaku left out of Manchester United squad for Bournemouth match

    Romelu Lukaku left out of Manchester United squad for Bournemouth match

    Romelu Lukaku has been left out of the Manchester United squad for the Saturday lunchtime kick-off against Bournemouth. The striker has struggled in front of goal in recent weeks, having last found the net for United on September 15 against Watford. After benching Lukaku for the visit of Everton last Sunday, Jose Mourinho explained that […]

    8 years ago

  • QUIZ: Can you guess the beer from its can?

    QUIZ: Can you guess the beer from its can?

    A good score is anything above 12 When it comes to drinking lager, most of us have our personal favourite. Sure, we might dabble from time to time outside that single, true beer, but when push comes to shove it’s the same can you keep going back to time and again. Your one and only. […]

    8 years ago

  • Notorious gangster James ‘Whitey’ Bulger killed in jail

    Notorious gangster James ‘Whitey’ Bulger killed in jail

    He was played by Johnny Depp in Black Mass Boston gangster James ‘Whitey’ Bulger has been killed in West Virginia. The 89-year-old – who was convicted in 2013 of 11 murders – was found dead in his cell in Hazelton penitentiary, West Virginia shortly after being transferred there from a Florida jail. Bulger was arrested with his […]

    8 years ago

  • WATCH: David Silva opts to pass with the goal at his mercy

    WATCH: David Silva opts to pass with the goal at his mercy

    David Silva is good at football. Really, really good at football. In the last decade or so, he’s arguably the best there’s been in the Premier League, playing a huge part in Manchester City’s successes along the way. The playmakers’ playmaker, his eye for a pass is arguably his greatest quality. On Monday night at […]

    8 years ago

  • The full 20 game line-up of the PlayStation Classic has been announced

    The full 20 game line-up of the PlayStation Classic has been announced

    We now know all the games on the PlayStation Classic Back in September, Sony announced they would be launching their PlayStation Classic ahead of Christmas and needless to say we were fucking stoked. Based on their launch video we knew it would be 45% smaller than the original PlayStation, and would feature 20 classic games built […]

    8 years ago

  • Leicester City confirm death of owner Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha in tragic helicopter crash

    Leicester City confirm death of owner Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha in tragic helicopter crash

    The crash occurred outside Leicester City’s King Power Stadium after the club’s match against West Ham United Leicester City Football Club confirmed on Sunday that its owner Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha has died after the helicopter he was travelling in crashed into the car park of the club’s King Power Stadium on Saturday evening. In a statement on […]

    8 years ago

  • Gary Neville has a theory on Paul Pogba’s weird penalty run up

    Gary Neville has a theory on Paul Pogba’s weird penalty run up

    “I think the Pogba penalty run-up might be for show” Paul Pogba gave Manchester United the lead in their Premier League game against Everton on Sunday. However, the French midfielder got a slice of fortune after his penalty was saved by Jordan Pickford. The French midfielder took a ridiculously long time over the penalty: between the […]

    8 years ago

  • QUIZ: Complete the movie and TV bromances

    QUIZ: Complete the movie and TV bromances

    Brought to you by Jameson Irish Whiskey From the buddy-cop movies of the 1980s, to the Judd Apatow hang-out comedies of the 2000s, bromances are a staple of TV and cinema. They’ve provided us with so many classic screen moments that Jameson are even riffing on it with their latest ad campaign. The advert features two cops […]

    8 years ago

  • Five things to do with your bro

    Five things to do with your bro

    Brought to you by Jameson Irish Whiskey Hanging out with your best mates is important. Just chilling out with your friends, chewing the fat, joking around. Male friendship is something special, but as we get older, responsibilities and life get in the way. It becomes harder and harder to find to the time to just hang. […]

    8 years ago

  • Johnny Depp axed from Pirates Of The Caribbean franchise

    Johnny Depp axed from Pirates Of The Caribbean franchise

    Johnny Depp has been dropped from the Pirates of the Caribbean films The Pirates Of The Caribbean will no longer star Johnny Depp, the Daily Mail has reported. The American actor has been part of the movie series for over a decade, however, he has suffered a number of personal problems over the past four years, such as […]

    8 years ago

  • David Schwimmer posts hilarious video response to lookalike shoplifter

    David Schwimmer posts hilarious video response to lookalike shoplifter

    “Officers, I swear it wasn’t me” David Schwimmer has responded to suggestions he was the lookalike of a suspected thief in Blackpool on social media. The suspect was seen in the photo carrying a crate of cans out of a location in the town centre. Authorities want to speak to him “in relation to a theft […]

    8 years ago

  • Danny and Dani Dyer are joining the cast of Gogglebox on Friday

    Danny and Dani Dyer are joining the cast of Gogglebox on Friday

    It has been confirmed that Danny Dyer and Dani Dyer appearing on the show Danny Dyer and his eponymous Love Island-famous daughter will appear as part of a one-off Gogglebox special this Friday. Announcing their appearance, Dani Dyer wrote on Instagram: “I absolutely love Gogglebox and couldn’t be more excited to be on it with my dad. What an […]

    8 years ago

  • Mike Tyson photoed graffitiing brutal message on Dana White’s head as he sleeps

    Mike Tyson photoed graffitiing brutal message on Dana White’s head as he sleeps

    Tyson and Dana White were both aboard the UFC jet Mike Tyson has been photographed drawing on UFC president Dana White’s head while the pair were aboard the UFC jet. Uploading the image to his Instagram, the former boxer wrote: “Hey Dana White this pic says it all.” The picture shows him writing the word […]

    8 years ago

  • Matt LeBlanc replaced as Top Gear host in £1 million deal

    Matt LeBlanc replaced as Top Gear host in £1 million deal

    There will be two new hosts of Top Gear Matt LeBlanc is set to be replaced by Andrew Flintoff and Paddy McGuiness as the host of  Top Gear, the BBC has confirmed. The Sun reports that the duo have signed a two-year deal worth £500,000-a-year each. Although former Friends actor LeBlanc will leave the show, Chris Harris will […]

    8 years ago

  • Elon Musk responds to article claiming he had ‘bought and deleted Fortnite’

    Elon Musk responds to article claiming he had ‘bought and deleted Fortnite’

    The article claimed IRL supervillain Elon Musk had purchased the popular video game Elon Musk is back on his Twitter bullshit again, this time using his 23 million follower platform to respond to a parody article that claimed he had bought and then deleted Fortnite. Taking a screenshot of the article, Musk explained why he had ‘removed’ […]

    8 years ago

  • Harry Redknapp confirmed to appear on I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!

    Harry Redknapp confirmed to appear on I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!

    Harry Redknapp will be appearing on I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here! Former Tottenham Hotspur boss Harry Redknapp will be heading to Australia for the next series of I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!. Insider information has revealed he will be appearing alongside The Chase’s Ann Hegerty and Coronation Street’s Sair Khan, the Mirror reports. A […]

    8 years ago

  • Farm on lockdown after mad cow disease discovered

    Farm on lockdown after mad cow disease discovered

    A case of bovine spongiform encephalopathy (BSE) – better known as mad cow disease – has been confirmed on a farm in Aberdeenshire The first case of mad cows disease in Britain since 2015 has been discovered at a farm in Aberdeenshire, the Scottish government has confirmed. Investigations are underway to identify the origin of […]

    8 years ago

  • Stephen King says The Haunting of Hill House is ‘close to a work of genius’

    Stephen King says The Haunting of Hill House is ‘close to a work of genius’

    Stephen King is a big fan of Netflix’s new show The Haunting of Hill House Even though it was only released on Friday, The Haunting of Hill House has already recieved big praise from critics, attracting a 90% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, as well as has been hailed by fans as an even better show than American […]

    8 years ago