
Someone made a life-sized Prince George cake and it’s the creepiest thing you’ll see all week (Pic)
Did they use royal icing?
11 years ago
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Someone made a life-sized Prince George cake and it’s the creepiest thing you’ll see all week (Pic)
Did they use royal icing?
11 years ago

Jose Mourinho makes his point to the FA with team sheet submission (Pic)
Jose Mourinho isn’t a man to take things lying down. The Chelsea boss is clearly frustrated by the FA’s decision to ban him from the Blues’ trip to Stoke on Saturday – and even dragged Jurgen Klopp into his protests. With assistant Steve Holland taking charge of Chelsea at Stoke, Mourinho’s official team sheet took a sly […]
11 years ago

This Aston Villa youngster is in the shape of his life (Pic)
We know footballers are a fit bunch, what with all the training they do and their carefully planned diets. But Aston Villa youngster Adama Traore is taking things to new extremes. The 19-year-old summer signing from Barcelona – who could be in line for a huge pay rise – was pictured in this Instagram post by […]
11 years ago

James McClean was booed at Old Trafford for choosing not to wear a poppy…
For the fourth year running James McClean has exercised his right not to wear a Remembrance Day poppy, and once again his decision hasn’t gone down well with some. The West Brom winger explained his stance in an eloquent and heartfelt letter to Baggies fans a few weeks ago, and today lined up for his side against Manchester United at […]
11 years ago

Watch Rio Ferdinand reveal how David Beckham taunts drove Cristiano Ronaldo into a fury
Easy to wind up
11 years ago

Robert Pires’ Ultimate Arsenal XI has at least three dubious selections…
Boggles the mind
11 years ago

Romelu Lukaku perfectly predicted his goal…and West Ham should have known better
Some things in life are certain: Death, taxes, and Romelu Lukaku scoring against West Ham. The Hammers should probably have been aware of the Belgian’s threat before allowing him to score his SEVENTH goal in SEVEN matches against them. Lukaku equalises for Everton. He's now scored in 7 straight games against West Ham. — Gary […]
11 years ago

Does the new Andrea Pirlo play for Bournemouth? That’s what it says here…
Well, that wasn’t expected
11 years ago

Rangers supporters pay respects ahead of Remembrance Sunday with huge tifo
Ahead of Remembrance Sunday, football clubs around the UK honoured those who fought for their country in World War 1 and World War 2. In Scotland, Rangers fans took part in a huge tifo at Ibrox to pay their respects, with the poignant message: “All gave some – some gave all”. Ibrox ahead of minute's […]
11 years ago

Louis van Gaal plays it safe with Manchester United team selection for West Brom clash
If it ain’t broke
11 years ago

We doubt Rio Ferdinand will have any use for his birthday gift from Robbie Savage
Straight onto eBay
11 years ago

Stoke City fan offers Mourinho a clever way around his stadium ban…
A quick-thinking Stoke City fan has offered Jose Mourinho an ingenious way around his one-match stadium ban this afternoon. Chelsea travel to the Britannia Stadium for a 5.30pm kick-off, but Mourinho has suggested he’ll probably watch the game at home on his iPad following his FA punishment. However, according to the Stoke Sentinel, Stoke supporter Carl […]
11 years ago

Jurgen Klopp has some praise for Brendan Rodgers after inheriting his Liverpool team
You don’t normally hear football managers talking about their predecessors, but Jurgen Klopp isn’t a normal manager – despite what he says. The candid German commented on the condition of his players ahead of Liverpool’s match against Crystal Palace, offering some words of praise for Brendan Rodgers. “I didn’t have to teach the players how […]
11 years ago

Cristiano Ronaldo can’t hold a high note to save his life (Video)
Lucky he’s a footballer
11 years ago

Robbie Savage says John Terry’s attack was “personal” and Rio Ferdinand agrees (Video)
Robbie Savage feels John Terry’s criticism of his punditry was “personal”, sharing his thoughts on the matter with BT Sport. Savage, who has also claimed that Terry insulted football fans in general with his comments, was asked by co-presenter Darren Fletcher whether he thought the Chelsea captain’s remarks were a personal attack. He responded: “Yeah, I […]
11 years ago

Gheorghe Hagi flings his own player back onto the pitch after time-wasting stunt (Video)
Great to see
11 years ago

Gary Neville threw an impromptu party for Salford City’s FA Cup heroes at his flash hotel
Party back at my gaff
11 years ago

Vincent Kompany shows what a sound man he is with fine gesture of support for Belgium U’17 keeper
Classy and funny
11 years ago

The reaction of Manchester United legends in the crowd to Salford goal is brilliant (Video)
Neville is going mental!
11 years ago

Rory McIlroy goes painfully close to a hole in one in Shanghai as girlfriend watches on (Video)
Almost an ace!
11 years ago

Xabi Alonso is spending his Friday in the most Xabi Alonso way possible (Pic)
Make this man the next James Bond
11 years ago

Vicente del Bosque churns out the oldest cliche possible about the England football team
We’ve heard this one before
11 years ago

The Japanese Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer contains unseen footage (Video)
There’s been a disturbance in the force. When the new trailer was released for Star Wars: The Force Awakens recently, most of the world turned to the internet to check it out. And deservedly so too, because it was brilliant. In fact, it made us start to speculate over who the main villain might be […]
11 years ago

The Stone Roses – extra dates announced, GO!
Round 2!
11 years ago

Rugby union veterans see the funny side of Sam Burgess’s defection
Class divide
11 years ago

Arsene Wenger’s assessment of Arsenal’s form likely to worry fans
Calendar kings
11 years ago

Gary Neville is tormenting Salford City managers with early morning text messages
Back seat coaching
11 years ago

Coldplay have dropped a new track – hear it here first and tell us what you think
Coldplay have announced the global release of their seventh album, A Head Full Of Dreams – and say this time they plan to tour. The band recorded the album in Malibu, LA and London and it features more guests than any previous Coldplay record, with Beyoncé, Noel Gallagher, ToveLo and Merry Clayton among those appearing across its 11 […]
11 years ago

Tips on how to get your tickets on Stone Roses day
At 9.30am on Friday morning, no work will be done. Everyone will be trying to get Stone Roses tickets. Or moaning about people trying to get Stone Roses tickets. First things first, here are those important links: GigsAndTours Ticketmaster See Tickets Ticketline Now here are 5 invaluable tips on how to secure those precious tickets… […]
11 years ago

Celtic fans reckon Ronny Delia is dead Norwegian wood after latest loss
No home comforts
11 years ago

Dutch and Turkish ultras clash ahead of Europa League game (Video)
War zone…
11 years ago

Benteke returns to starting line-up for Liverpool’s clash with Rubin Kazan…
Jurgen Klopp has handed Christian Benteke his first start since September 20 as Liverpool travel to Rubin Kazan in the Europa League. The £32m summer signing from Aston Villa has scored in his last two appearances, notching in the 1-1 draw at home to Southampton and last week’s 3-1 win at Chelsea. Benteke is joined […]
11 years ago

David Beckham is making footballs from banana leaves on UNICEF tour
Humbling…
11 years ago

Yeovil Town manager’s honest pre-game interview is the stuff of f**king legend (Video)
Like a chat down the pub
11 years ago

50 Cent talks about being shot NINE times
50 Cent was blasted nine times at close range in 2000 in broad daylight. It’s no surprise he is still overcoming the ordeal, admitting for a long time, he was “afraid of everything”. He said: “When you get hurt as bad as I did, you become afraid of everything because you know anything can happen at any […]
11 years ago

Absinthe leads to poolside mayhem in The Ultimate Fighter house (Video)
It all kicked off
11 years ago

Punter posts selfie with winning betting slip – only for a Facebook ‘friend’ to claim the prize (Pic)
Well it’s safe to say we’d have to cull our friends list after this Facebook blunder. One Australian woman will surely be doing just that after falling victim to a robbery – where the chief suspect is someone in her own Facebook friends list. Chantelle, from Perth, Australia, was so excited by her bet at the Melbourne […]
11 years ago

Philipp Lahm looks absolutely tiny next to Per Mertesacker on German TV (Pic)
The Germans have done a lot of things better than the English of late. As if Bayern Munich’s 5-1 demolition of Arsenal wasn’t enough, one broadcaster brought the best of the country’s footballing talent together for a post-match show. World Cup finalist Oliver Kahn was covering the game, and he was joined by two winners […]
11 years ago

Expect a major change to Tinder over the next few days
Intriguing…
11 years ago

Eden Hazard is dropped by Jose Mourinho for Champions League clash
Paradise lost…
11 years ago

Injury-ravaged Arsenal’s starting XI vs Bayern Munich
Vengeance mission?
11 years ago

Andy Cole withdraws from Unicef game after suffering kidney failure
Good luck Coley…
11 years ago

Karim Benzema questioned in Mathieu Valbuena sex tape case…
Awkward
11 years ago

Sonny Bill Williams actually spurned a perfect opportunity to get his World Cup medal back
What he said is amazing…
11 years ago

Robbie Savage v John Terry summed up in one handy infographic…
It might be Robbie Savage’s job to point out poor performances now he’s moved into the world of football punditry, but you can see why John Terry is annoyed by the Welshman’s criticism. During his playing career, Savage never came to close to the heights Terry has scaled, with the Chelsea captain claiming on Tuesday […]
11 years ago

Harry Kane’s cousin wins £5k on acca thanks to his late, late goal v Villa
Keeping it in the family…
11 years ago

Nobody is more annoyed than Hibs at Twitter swapping favourites for hearts…
Plenty of people have been grumbling about Twitter’s rather pointless move to swap favourites for hearts, but spare a thought for poor Hibernian FC. The Scottish Division 1 side are the real victims of the change as they will now be constantly reminded about their bitter Edinburgh rivals Hearts every time someone favourites ‘likes’ one […]
11 years ago

Joe Cole is not only still playing football, he’s scoring absolute screamers (Video)
Pick it out!
11 years ago

Reports: Steven Gerrard could be set for a playing return to Liverpool
Holy sh*t
11 years ago