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  • Players left bleeding and with ‘strangle marks’ after Nice v Marseille carnage

    Players left bleeding and with ‘strangle marks’ after Nice v Marseille carnage

    Fans burst through the hoardings, invading the pitch, scrapping with players and staff and leaving several injured in the process Ligue 1 lost its rag last night after what could have been a simple, yet big three points for OGC Nice against rivals Olympique Marseille boiled over into absolute bedlam forcing the match to be […]

    5 years ago

  • Putin won’t evacuate Afghans in case ‘militants show up under cover of refugees’

    Putin won’t evacuate Afghans in case ‘militants show up under cover of refugees’

    Putin rejected the idea of sending help to evacuate people from Afghanistan to countries near Russia The Russian leader, Vladimir Putin, has criticised the suggestion posed by some Western countries that Afghan refugees should be relocated to neighbouring Central Asian countries while their visas to the United States and Europe are being processed. As reported […]

    5 years ago

  • Tom Cruise casually grabbing a curry in Birmingham is content we love

    Tom Cruise casually grabbing a curry in Birmingham is content we love

    He has also been spotted at the Grand Central shopping centre and other locations around Birmingham recently Everyone loves a curry night, no matter whether you’re the most highfalutin of all poshos or absolute salt of the earth common folk. Ordering a takeaway is one thing but there’s something lovely about going out for a […]

    5 years ago

  • Afghan woman gives birth mid-air on US military evacuation flight

    Afghan woman gives birth mid-air on US military evacuation flight

    Some way to come into the world. Thankfully, the baby and her mother are in good condition Amidst the chaos of the Afghan evacuation following the Taliban takeover, there are so many stories coming out of the country – many bad but not all of them. While it is by no means the way anyone […]

    5 years ago

  • Beckham still wants Messi after PSG deal ends

    Beckham still wants Messi after PSG deal ends

    Becks won’t let it go as the links between Messi and Inter Miami continue The ink on Lionel Messi’s new PSG contract is barely dry but the papers are already talking up where he might go next, with Inter Miami still being touted as a possible destination. David Beckham‘s burgeoning MLS side had been linked […]

    5 years ago

  • Radio host who said his odds of dying of Covid were ‘less than 1%’ dies of Covid

    Radio host who said his odds of dying of Covid were ‘less than 1%’ dies of Covid

    Phil Valentine had previously discouraged his listeners from getting the Covid vaccine Phil Valentine, a prominent US conservative radio host who refused to get vaccinated, and once claimed his chances of dying from Covid were “less than one per cent”, has died after contracting the virus. Valentine, a host for 99.7 WTN in Nashville had […]

    5 years ago

  • Drivers have two weeks left to check cars before massive petrol change

    Drivers have two weeks left to check cars before massive petrol change

    Calling all car owners: last warning to check your car’s compatibility with new ‘green petrol’ We recently reported on the 10 cars that won’t work with the ‘green petrol’ as the UK’s is set to introduce the E10 fuel that is currently commonplace across Europe. The new, more environmentally friendly fuel will become standard as […]

    5 years ago

  • The Mountain shows off incredible 50kg body transformation ahead of next fight

    The Mountain shows off incredible 50kg body transformation ahead of next fight

    The Mountain is still a beast, just a different kind Hafþór ‘Thor’ Björnsson, or ‘The Moutain’ as Thrones fans will know him, used to be known for being the World’s Strongest Man; now, the Icelandic bodybuilder-turned-fighter looks to be shrinking significantly in size whilst still remaining shredded. After his fight with former strongman rival Eddie […]

    5 years ago

  • Fans recall Sean Lock’s outrageous joke following his death

    Fans recall Sean Lock’s outrageous joke following his death

    Sean Lock isn’t the first to have cracked a joke about Rachel Riley but he might have been the best Sean Lock’s best bits are long and many; whether it’s his stand-up or numerous funny moments on Cats Does Countdown, he proved that he was one of the best comedians in the UK. Admittedly, most […]

    5 years ago

  • The August heatwave has been cancelled

    The August heatwave has been cancelled

    Ray-Bans back in the draw, raincoats at the ready After yet another turn in meteorologists estimations, the August heatwave that the UK was expected to receive later this month and possibly into September won’t be happening. Instead, especially up north, Brits can expect to be putting up with yet more grey skies, wind and rain […]

    5 years ago

  • Afghan mayor says she’s waiting for Taliban to ‘come and kill me’

    Afghan mayor says she’s waiting for Taliban to ‘come and kill me’

    27-year-old is Afghanistan’s youngest female mayor and is now left with “no help” Zarifa Ghafari, mayor of Maidan Shahr – the capital city of the Wardak Province – and the youngest in the country, has been left to fend for herself after senior members of the government and foreign officials managed to flee the country […]

    5 years ago

  • 8 out of 10 Cats co-stars and comics pay tribute to Sean Lock after his death aged 58

    8 out of 10 Cats co-stars and comics pay tribute to Sean Lock after his death aged 58

    8 out of 10 Cats cast members and other comedians pay tribute to a legend The sudden news of comedian Sean Lock’s passing has caught everyone off-guard. The 58-year-old was announced to have died from a little-known cancer diagnosis this morning. He was said to have passed away at home, surrounded by his family. As […]

    5 years ago

  • British student thanks army as he is evacuated after going to country on holiday

    British student thanks army as he is evacuated after going to country on holiday

    21-year-old Miles Routledge has thanked British forces for getting him home safe The British student who, for some stupid reason, decided to go to Afghanistan on holiday was rescued sometime yesterday. It has now been confirmed via his social media that he has been diverted to Dubai before he returns home. Miles Routledge, 21, naturally […]

    5 years ago

  • Taliban reportedly ‘going door to door’ targeting women in crackdown

    Taliban reportedly ‘going door to door’ targeting women in crackdown

    Women have enjoyed greater freedoms since the Taliban were ousted, but now they’re back, people are fearful for their safety The Taliban takeover is now complete, the withdrawal of both British and US forces only helping speed the swiftness of their operations. Having taken the presidential palace and the vast majority of the Afghan capital, […]

    5 years ago

  • Taliban host first press conference in Kabul after Afghanistan takeover

    Taliban host first press conference in Kabul after Afghanistan takeover

    Taliban militants give their first live press conference, days after completing their takeover of Afghanistan The Taliban has held its first press conference in Kabul since it took over control of Afghanistan. He began the press conference by stating “after 20 years of struggle we have emancipated [the country] and expelled foreigners”, adding, “This is […]

    5 years ago

  • Bob Dylan accused of sexually abusing a 12-year-old in 1965

    Bob Dylan accused of sexually abusing a 12-year-old in 1965

    The legendary musician and Nobel laureate has been accused of abusing the young girl over a six week period A woman has filed a lawsuit against Bob Dylan claiming that he sexually assaulted her back in 1965. The woman in question, now 68, says that the musician and former Nobel prize-winning poet plied her with […]

    5 years ago

  • Trump demands Biden resign ‘in disgrace’ over Taliban’s Afghanistan takeover

    Trump demands Biden resign ‘in disgrace’ over Taliban’s Afghanistan takeover

    Didn’t take him long to pipe up Former President Donald Trump has weighed in on the current situation unravelling in Afghanistan, as the Taliban continue to establish significant footholds and Kabul in its entirety. Forces have already infiltrated the presidential palace and, therefore secured the seat of power but their rapid nationwide offensive continues. As […]

    5 years ago

  • BBC journalist receives call from Taliban live on air

    BBC journalist receives call from Taliban live on air

    It felt historic in the moment and undoubtedly more so now Amongst the chaos and confusion of the Taliban retaking Afghanistan after two decades since they were ousted by US forces, it may have slipped some people that a BBC News reporter spoke to one of their officials live on air through her phone over […]

    5 years ago

  • US troops fire shots as Afghans climb airbridges amid chaos at Kabul airport

    US troops fire shots as Afghans climb airbridges amid chaos at Kabul airport

    The chaos continues As Afghan civilians look to flee the city of Kabul and the rest of the country as Afghanistan falls deeper into the hands of the Taliban and tensions rise. At least five people have already been reported dead inside the airport and while the details surrounding the incidents have not yet been […]

    5 years ago

  • Troubling video shows Taliban celebrating inside Afghanistan presidential palace

    Troubling video shows Taliban celebrating inside Afghanistan presidential palace

    The video appears to show Taliban forces inside the presidential palace As the Taliban continue to strengthen their position in Afghanistan, with their leaders having already declared “the war is over”, Afghans awoke to a new world as the group took major locations throughout Kabul. With embassies and civilians being evacuated, detachments of British and […]

    5 years ago

  • Weather forecast predicts date for next heatwave – later than expected

    Weather forecast predicts date for next heatwave – later than expected

    We should get another one just before the end of the month The UK is still expected to receive another heatwave before the end of the month. Didn’t we just have one? Some of us can’t wait for the next spell of sun, others think they do until it gets here, they can’t sleep and […]

    5 years ago

  • China declares itself Olympic winner after altering win count

    China declares itself Olympic winner after altering win count

    Well, everything looks to be in order and there’s absolutely nothing to see here Tokyo 2020 is now behind us and while it was a fun ride, one country hasn’t quite let it go yet. China (or, to be more specific, the People’s Republic of China) did pretty darn well in the tournament, finishing second […]

    5 years ago

  • There’s now too much CO2 in the atmosphere that planting trees cannot save us

    There’s now too much CO2 in the atmosphere that planting trees cannot save us

    Yet another chapter in ‘Just How F*cked is the Planet?’ For those who needed reminding, climate change has gone anywhere – it’s only gotten worse and everything we’ve done is too little too late. Thems the facts. The latest in the long list of terrifying statistics is that there is now so much C02 polluting […]

    5 years ago

  • First 12-15-year-olds to be vaccinated against Covid in Ireland

    First 12-15-year-olds to be vaccinated against Covid in Ireland

    Ireland are now vaccinating children aged 12-15 as cases continue to rise Covid vaccines are now available for children aged 12 to 15 in Ireland. Approximately 75,000 children had registered for the jab by Saturday, just 48 hours after the online portal opened to the cohort – a brilliant uptake. A number of centres had […]

    5 years ago

  • Taliban enter outskirts of Kabul in move to retake whole of Afghanistan

    Taliban enter outskirts of Kabul in move to retake whole of Afghanistan

    The US embassy has already begun its evacuation The Taliban have now entered the outskirts of Kabul, Afghanistan’s capital, after facing “zero-resistance” and having now reclaimed most major cities in the country. The group claim they have no plans to take the city “by force” and it has been confirmed that the Afghan president Ashraf […]

    5 years ago

  • Prince Andrew to be served court papers in person over sexual assault claim

    Prince Andrew to be served court papers in person over sexual assault claim

    He is being sued by Virginia Giuffre who says he sexually assaulted her when she was just 17 The Duke of York, Prince Andrew, is being sued by an alleged victim of sexual assault and is set to be served the papers in person. Do people with this kind of reputation get their titles taken […]

    5 years ago

  • Woman gets engaged to 24-year-old ‘toy boy’ despite huge age gap

    Woman gets engaged to 24-year-old ‘toy boy’ despite huge age gap

    The couple met while both working at a Dairy Queen in 2021. Quran McCain was 15 at the time. Cheryl McGregor was in her 50s. A 61-year-old woman, who is regularly being mistaken for her 24-year-old lover’s great-grandmother is now engaged to her young beau. Cheryl McGregor and Quran McCain may be an unlikely couple […]

    5 years ago

  • Man City prepare new record bid for Harry Kane

    Man City prepare new record bid for Harry Kane

    If they wrap up Grealish and Kane in the same window, we might as well hand them the title now According to the ever-reliable Fabrizio Romano, Manchester City are preparing a fresh bid for Spurs striker and last season leading scorer and assister, Harry Kane. Romano reports that City are set to break their recently […]

    5 years ago

  • Boy, 13, tied to seat after ‘trying to kick plane’s window out’ mid-flight

    Boy, 13, tied to seat after ‘trying to kick plane’s window out’ mid-flight

    It took several people to restrain the young boy A teenage boy had to be restrained by fellow passengers and flight attendants after he had a tantrum and attempted to kick the window of the plane out mid-flight. The unidentified 13-year-old is believed to have scrapped with his mother on the flight from Maui to […]

    5 years ago

  • Eamonn Holmes apologises after ‘racist’ comment to co-star on This Morning

    Eamonn Holmes apologises after ‘racist’ comment to co-star on This Morning

    He was quick to apologise but people are still calling for him to be sacked Viewers of This Morning are calling for Eamonn Holmes to be sacked after he was accused of making a racist comment to fellow presenter and health expert, Dr Zoe Williams. Holmes opened the doctor’s spot on the early morning TV […]

    5 years ago

  • Government ‘orders 35m Pfizer vaccines for 2022 boosters’

    Government ‘orders 35m Pfizer vaccines for 2022 boosters’

    The government are going ahead with a booster jab campaign despite growing costs The UK has reportedly ordered an extra 35 million doses of the Pfizer manufactured Covid-19 vaccinations in hopes of a booster jab campaign next month. The initiative is scheduled to run throughout autumn and into 2022; the Department of Health and Social […]

    5 years ago

  • Barcelona still owe Messi €39M despite PSG move

    Barcelona still owe Messi €39M despite PSG move

    Barca are just an utter state at the minute If reports are to be believed (and it comes as no surprise to us at all), Barcelona still owe the now-departed Lionel Messi a whopping €39 million. Right, seriously, who is running this sh*tshow? After Barca could not re-sign Messi due to being over La Liga’s […]

    5 years ago

  • The worst crimes against shirt numbers in football history XI

    The worst crimes against shirt numbers in football history XI

    A suitably selected kit number is a thing of beauty, but when shirt numbers go wrong, it’s a crime against the very culture. We’re here to name and shame the culprits What was your favourite number growing up? The seven? A classic choice; Cantona, Beckham, Ronaldo all come to mind – and that just at […]

    5 years ago

  • Messi’s PSG contract includes ‘special Argentina clause’ after demands from player

    Messi’s PSG contract includes ‘special Argentina clause’ after demands from player

    Messi is making sure to put his country before his new club According to multiple outlets, Lionel Messi’s newly-signed PSG contract was only signed on the condition that a specific clause regarding his national team, Argentina, was included. Aside from earning an astronomical anywhere from €35m-75 million a year, depending on where you read – […]

    5 years ago

  • ‘We need to take action on climate change,’ says PM who flew from London to Cornwall

    ‘We need to take action on climate change,’ says PM who flew from London to Cornwall

    Pot. Kettle. Boris In yet another lesson of ‘think before you speak’ for this government, Boris Johnson has urged the UK to make coal “history” following a harrowing UN report on climate change. All this coming from the bloke who took a jet from London to Newquay. Who’s gonna tell him?… The Intergovernmental Panel on […]

    5 years ago

  • Premier League to begin random Covid spot-checks at grounds for new season

    Premier League to begin random Covid spot-checks at grounds for new season

    Some grounds are set to carry out Covid spot-checks at the start of the new season As reported by several outlets, the Premier League has announced that fans are will be subject to random Covid spot-checks at certain grounds around the country during the opening few weeks of the new season. As supporters return to […]

    5 years ago

  • Harry Kane could play for Spurs against Man City in first Premier League game

    Harry Kane could play for Spurs against Man City in first Premier League game

    Kane could start the first game of the season against his potential suitors According to reports, Harry Kane will be available to face defending Premier League champions and his heavy suitors, Manchester City, in their opening fixture of the season. The word comes from recently appointed Spurs head coach, Nuno Espirito Santo – having left […]

    5 years ago

  • OJ Simpson avoids LA over fears he will see his ex-wife’s killer

    OJ Simpson avoids LA over fears he will see his ex-wife’s killer

    OJ still believes his ex-wife’s killer is somewhere out there in the City of Angels OJ Simpson has said that he doesn’t really spend time in Los Angeles anymore, not because of the obvious speculation surrounding his part in the high-profile murder case back in 1995, but because he believes his ex-wife’s killer is still out […]

    5 years ago

  • Umtiti skipped trophy celebrations after being booed by Barcelona fans

    Umtiti skipped trophy celebrations after being booed by Barcelona fans

    He was booed from the moment he was subbed on and every second he was on the ball Samuel Umtiti‘s return to the Barcelona fold in yesterday’s Joan Camper Trophy final against Juventus, after yet another season and around just a dozen or so appearances, was one to forget – so much so that he […]

    5 years ago

  • South Park creators sign $900 million deal for more seasons and movies

    South Park creators sign $900 million deal for more seasons and movies

    The multi-millionaire dollar deal will see the series renewed up until season 30 with movies on the cards as well South Park creators, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, have signed an absolutely staggering new $900 million deal with multinational media corporation, Viacom, to make a slew of new series and feature-length films. Pulling just shy […]

    5 years ago