
Personality Test: What percent Irish are you?
Happy St Patrick’s Day! Before you head out and sink 15 pints of Guiness, why not verify your Irish credentials by taking this fool proof quiz?
7 years ago
Ciara Knight
Ciara writes features for JOE.co.uk and is doing her best.

Personality Test: What percent Irish are you?
Happy St Patrick’s Day! Before you head out and sink 15 pints of Guiness, why not verify your Irish credentials by taking this fool proof quiz?
7 years ago

Personality Test: What should you do this weekend?
TAKE THE TEST!
7 years ago

Important posts you missed while Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp were down
Your cousin posted a photograph of her new baby on Facebook and it looks like a cross between Ron Perlman and a butternut squash
7 years ago

An investigation into why Mitt Romney doesn’t know how to blow out candles
“What are you guys gonna have?”
7 years ago

Personality Test: What percent posh are you?
69% is a nice score here
7 years ago

A comprehensive rundown of all the good boys spotted at Crufts 2019
Every boy was a good boy, even the girls
7 years ago

Predicting the winner of The Racing Post Arkle based solely on the horses’ names
*whispers* I… I think a horse is gonna win it
7 years ago

You’ve been repulsed by ‘Milk Coke’, but now it’s time for far worse
Berocca Milk is worth a try
7 years ago

A scene by scene breakdown of the moment POTUS called Apple CEO ‘Tim Apple’
Tim Apple
7 years ago

Which is better – Nokia’s 8110 banana phone or an actual banana?
Is that a Nokia 8110 in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
7 years ago

What your Ash Wednesday ash shape says about you as a person
You’re a wizard, Harry
7 years ago

How not to adhere to the Royal Family’s social media community guidelines
Don’t you dare photoshop a corgi driving a car with The Queen as its passenger, don’t you bloody well dare
7 years ago

Ranking the Jonas Brothers from least to most jazzed about the reunion
Nick is being held hostage
7 years ago

25 of the funniest tweets from February
Tweets, am I right?
7 years ago

10 TV show mashups we’d like to see on the new Britbox service
The Only Way Is Casualty!
7 years ago

Exclusive interview with the rat that was too fat to fit through a sewer cover
We’ve all been there
7 years ago

What your first mobile phone says about you
Nokia N-Gage? Mate. Mate, mate, mate, mate, mate.
7 years ago

It turns out Tetris blocks actually have names and they’re incredibly weird
Orange Ricky. WTF.
7 years ago

A practical guide to understanding dress code terminology
Clothes – the skin you choose!
7 years ago

What your meal deal lunch choice says about you
Sparkling water? Get the fuck out of my sight, please and thank you.
7 years ago

How to spot if your coworker has secretly won the lottery
They won’t notice that their wages haven’t been paid on time
7 years ago

Personality Test: What percent disappointment to your parents are you?
Answer honestly or they will be turbo disappointed
7 years ago

A scene by scene breakdown of the time Catchphrase got very saucy
Snake charmer lol ok sure Jan
7 years ago

What your Mario Kart starter character says about you
Toad is the character choice of a jester
7 years ago

13 cringe Valentine’s Day posts you’re going to see on Facebook today
Fun times with this one x
7 years ago

Eight alternative titles for the abysmally-named Frozen 2
Icy Dead People
7 years ago

Theresa May scrapes the mould off her jam and then eats the rest
Wait, is this a euphemism?
7 years ago

7 life lessons learned from watching Tidying Up With Marie Kondo
#4: Children ruin everything
7 years ago

A scene by scene analysis of the most uncomfortable moment in Come Dine With Me history
You have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on
7 years ago

An unbiased review of the leaked Fyre Festival PowerPoint presentation pitch
It will forever remain a mystery as to how this festival failed
7 years ago

What I learned spending the day watching Sky News Raw
Adam Boulton was absolutely had by a caricaturist
7 years ago

21 Savage is secretly British and it’s likely that he’s not alone
Is it okay to listen to 21 Savage if you haven’t heard Savage 1-20 yet?
7 years ago

A scene by scene breakdown of the man caught pretending to slip on ice cubes
Let the bodies hit the floor, LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
7 years ago

Profiling the target market for Justin Bieber’s new clothing line
He genuinely describes one of the shirts as “what a young, chill Steve Jobs might have worn”
7 years ago

25 of the funniest tweets you might’ve missed in January
January, am I right? On the whole, January isn’t a huge amount of banter. People give up alcohol, sweets, singing Christmas carols and basically everything that is good and fun. Luckily, these same people turn to Twitter and channel their pent up frustrations into comedy gold. Topics discussed this month included very specific muggings, Jim […]
7 years ago

What your go-to office lunch says about you
Meal prep? Get in the bin, son.
7 years ago

A scene by scene analysis of the funniest moment in the history of The Chase
Fanny Chmelar deserved better
7 years ago

Viktor & Rolf’s meme-inspired dresses are significantly improved with British insults
More like Viktor & ROFL For some reason, the Dutch fashion house Viktor & Rolf decided to make some clothing items that contain some incredibly blunt statements, comfortably jumping in on the meme culture like a Dad who’s just learned how to send gifs. viktor & rolf did That pic.twitter.com/wznRZOyobg — Eliana (@mylovermyliarr) January 23, […]
7 years ago

We gave this year’s Oscar-nominated movies honest titles because someone had to
Some people think honesty is the best policy, but it’s actually fully comprehensive car insurance
7 years ago

My proposal to bring the hugely successful Fyre Festival to the UK
Fyre Festival? Nah fam, Lyre Festival is where it’s at
7 years ago

Every Winnie The Pooh character ranked from least to most horny
Christopher Robin is a furry
7 years ago

Predicting the winner of Dancing On Ice based solely on their promo photographs
Should’ve called it Come Dance With Me (On Ice), tbh
7 years ago

14 wholesome ‘2009 vs 2019’ memes to distract you from Brexit
#TenYearChallengeForHotPeople
7 years ago

Every Gavin & Stacey character ranked from worst to best
Tidy
7 years ago

QUIZ: How well do you remember Love Island 2018?
Peng sorts only
7 years ago

QUIZ: How well do you remember GBBO 2018?
Great British Quiz Off
7 years ago

Santa’s Reindeer WhatsApp Group
Rudolph the brown nose reindeer, more like
7 years ago

Santa’s Elves WhatsApp Group
Those little freaks are into some weird stuff
7 years ago

The definitive ranking of Cadbury’s Roses
Strawberry Dream? More like Strawberry Nightmare, tbqh
7 years ago

QUIZ: Can you identify the Roses chocolates without their wrappers?
NSFW – naked chocolates ahead
7 years ago